So Mom has a stuck CD and/or magazine with her Bose 20 Lifestyle system. The manual wasn't much help, so we took to the internet for a possible solution. This was the best one:
(I am not making this up. Someone posted this on a forum on how to solve the problem).
Problem: CD changer case will not eject and motor is constantly running.
Possible Solution: Take the entire case off of Lifestyle 20 system, by prying it open with a blow torch.
Then, Remove all silver covers by swinging an axe through it. They were (glued on).
Proceeded by removing the phillips head screws in-line, by using a jackhammer.
Next use a machete to pop the tabs under the end silver covers.
You now have access to a useless piece of c***.
The problem was the plastic gear on the motor had slipped where it was no longer engaging.
Stab wildly with a butchers knife, while screaming "I hate you!...I hate you!...I hate you!"
Realistic Solution: Strap to bulldozer tire and go have a nice drink.
Resolution: Return to store where you bought the Bose.
Wait till nightfall. Lurk in the shadows.
Apprehend salesman who brainwashed you and sold you the piece of c*** in question.
Bring to desolate location. Strap and tie to chair. Use duct tape to tape his eyelashes and eyelids in a permanent wide open stare.
Place several large pictures ( which you hopefully aqcuired through the internet, and NOT though personal experience)of a completely nudde Joan Rivers, roughly one foot from his face. Leave and go home.
Lesson Learned: Never buy Bose C***!!!
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